Hey I'm Crystal! :)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
ohgeejuhstine:

britneyliennguyen:

just purchasing some pot. no biggie

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
toxic-ponies:

yea
tupacabra:

IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD
  • on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
  • at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am

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